How to get anything you want in 3 easy steps

Step 1
First, you have to make eye contact to make sure you have your parents full attention. No sense in putting on a show if nobody is watching. Once you have locked eyes with an unsuspecting mommy or daddy, move on to Step 2.

Step 2
When your mommy or daddy starts to talk to you (they always do) start to slowly curl the sides of your mouth up. While you are doing this, it is important not to lose eye contact. At this point, the insides of your mommy/daddy will begin to melt and soften up, the perfect time to unleash Step 3.

Step 3
The icing on the cake. Give mommy or daddy a big smile, opening your mouth wide. If you really want to pour it on, give a little coo or happy shriek. They eat that stuff up. Now, you will get anything you desire. At least that has been my experience.


Hope you've enjoyed my advice. If you have a question, email me at caseymichaelking@gmail.com.